I Used to be a Well-Behaved Teen...

And both Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were virgins, at the same point in history.

Reasons Why I Don't Blame Those Who've Ever Thought I Might Be A Homosexual

• I'm universally nice to everyone I meet or have met.
• I've hardly held any sort of romantic relationship.
• I'm modest.
• Most of my muscles aren't very well toned.
• I don't seek out girls who I feel could be potential bang-mates.
• I like dancing and dressing well.

So, I totally get it. It's not your fault you don't understand why I don't assert myself onto women.

I assert myself through jokes, laughter, and a touch of annoyance. Maybe that's all I'm supposed to do.

Cheers, friends.