- I'm universally nice to everyone I meet or have met.
- I've hardly held any sort of romantic relationship.
- I'm modest.
- Most of my muscles aren't very well toned.
- I don't seek out girls who I feel could be potential bang-mates.
- I like dancing and dressing well.
So, I totally get it. It's not your fault you don't understand why I don't assert myself onto women.
I assert myself through jokes, laughter, and a touch of annoyance. Maybe that's all I'm supposed to do.
Cheers, friends.
2 comments:
Reasons I think you might be a woman:
-Your constant PMS-ing all over the internet.
thanks for the god damn positive commentary, tim. i wasn't even PMSBITCHING!
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